gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
This is the shitshow to end all shitshows.
Just got a to Detroit, a nice 6.5 hour truck drive.
Every time I stay in a hotel for a show, all I can think of is the line from one of Lorde’s songs “I still like hotels but I think that’ll change.”