1. basedpidgeot:

    gf: babe come over

    me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

    gf: my parents are out

    me: image

    (via iguanamouth)

     
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  5. This is the shitshow to end all shitshows.

     
  6. (Source: jamesmdavisson, via daijoubu)

     
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  8. Just got a to Detroit, a nice 6.5 hour truck drive.
    Every time I stay in a hotel for a show, all I can think of is the line from one of Lorde’s songs “I still like hotels but I think that’ll change.”
    Nomad.

     
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  10. referredpain:

    misterhayden:

    Twitter // Gumroad // Website

    HOHOHO I’m SAD NOW

    (via iguanamouth)

     
  11. theonion:

    EPA: “If you come across any plants in your community or maybe some squirrels or a bird of some kind, we ask that you not kill or destroy them.”

    (via wombatcubes)

     
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  13. OHMYGOD I cannot stop laughing. Only helivesfortoday would have this story.